Jokes for Fun

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If you have any good jokes put em here

A women saw in the newspaper a man was offering to swap his wife for a football season ticket, she decided to talk to her husband about it, "here this man is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket, would you do that to me?"
He then answered "of course not"
She was satisfied then he continued "the seasons almost over"

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this one is really funny but viewer discretion is advised

A man and his friend were walking along a canal when a really fit women comes out and she's naked. The man does her but his friend runs off screaming. They met later at the pub and he asks his friend why he ran off screaming because she was fit an naked. He then replied "my mum always told me if i ever saw a naked women i would turn to stone and when i saw her i felt something go stiff and hard"